Maximo (Max) 

Dude…I literally have the biggest crush on this guy.

He’s Tall, SO FINE, he’s sweet, shy, such a good soccer player, funny, has the best smile, and I could literally talk to him all day.

He is someone you would 100% want to get to know. Max has already made my 2025.
He’s a Barcelona fan…but it’s finnne, he just won’t admit that Real Madrid is better.

Maximo is someone I really like

Maximo (Max) is such an amazing person

Maximo (Max) by fvalewria January 19, 2025

amy max

A fuckin dime piece that is able to wow any person she meets with her savagery. Even her enemies can't help but fall in love with her. Pulls an "Amy" on everyone with her killer personality and decent a$$. Savagery always on point

Wow you are a total Amy Max!

amy max by Annerballs March 18, 2015

(Getting) Max'd 

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"

Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.

(Getting) Max'd by PussyXDestroyer90000 April 6, 2017

butt max 

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

butt max by anonymous October 3, 2017

Mini Max 

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

Mini Max by TheManThing November 22, 2017

Real Max 

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

Real Max by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

Office-max Tango by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018