Jake

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.

A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop

by gay baby hero July 24, 2020

Jake

a guy who cant ever be there when you need him. He has people to do things for him.

Jake is kinda lazy.

by boogla September 08, 2020

Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world

Omg he is so jake

by Caden faris August 27, 2018

Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.

Your mates with jake, dont lose him

by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021

Jake

Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat

Dick1: jake why your so short.
Jake:imma bite your knees bitch

by Ghostman69 June 08, 2020

jake

jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie

“holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”

by lucyt123 December 27, 2022

jake

perfect example of men aint shit, fucks with u until u arent able anymore

“jake fucked me over again”
“what a typical jake”

by pu55yg4ng January 15, 2019