internetphobic

An electronic device connected to Wi-Fi yet refuses to access Internet services.

My laptop is super internetphobic right now; I just want to play Minecraft!

by a VERY Very cool kid January 24, 2024

Internet Goblin

A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)

Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin

by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024

Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.

Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.

by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023

Internet Pimpery

Oh, really? What's unforgivable about it? What SPECIFICALLY... Is unforgivable about it? Does that apply across the gambit? Like, Onlyfans? Porn Hub? About about Sports illustrated? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? What about Hollywood? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? Where exactly is the line there? He used his fat cock for evil instead of good! He should have just fucked all of the women and THEN made one of them his sister and fucked a baby into her.

Hym "What exactly is unforgivable about internet pimpery? Be specific. And even being an incel is better then being a fucking crybaby therapist charlatan who has a mental breakdown and becomes a literal fascist after a failed suicide attempt."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Internet Checkpoint

A place in the internet were people from all over the place regardless of their views come together to talk about there life. The original one was a Donkey Kong soundtrack but it got taken down for copyright. Some have replaced the original one and tried to restore the comments.

Another internet checkpoint is the video Kasane Teto - Teto territory uploaded by Ce-gook. It has over 130k comments but seems to be undiscovered by the wider internet.

I just posted my 130th comment on an Internet Checkpoint.

by Fridgelous Prime March 15, 2024

Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

InternetMikey

InternetMikey or known as "Father Time " or "Furry Mikey" or Monkey Mike". He is a twitch streamer who's digital footprint is cooked. My man got nutted on stream twice ( and I don't mean one nut a stream ) let that sink in . Further note . Mason is gonna go through some stuff man

Aaron : Come here and kiss me on my hot mouth .

InternetMikey : nah id cum

by Mikey's Splooge May 1, 2024