jolly stick

a erect penis about to enter vaginal canal

ohh baby stick ur jolly stick in me and ride me into a fornacating frezy u dirty policeman!!!!!

by mattlinnen August 22, 2005

melon stick

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.

1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.

by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004

Pimpin' stick

pimpin' stick is used in raunchy videos as a portable pole dancing pole, mainly used by big G to keep his 3 ho's under control

'c'monnnn dance round your daddys pimpin' stick!'

by the ho's n Big G August 30, 2008

glue stick

Someone that uses excessive amounts of shiny hair gel in there head.

"that person looks like they're a glue stick with the amount of gel in his hair!"

by Samuel K March 26, 2008

shit on a stick

A slang phrase for a kofte or shami kebab.

That looks like a shit on a stick. I don't eat anything made from minced meat, give me something that doesn't look like it's already been digested.

by leo vegoda May 27, 2006

Bitch Stick

A really crappy cigarette. A cigarette only pussies would smoke. In other words, a cigarette that only a bitch would go near.

Nick: Can you feel this at all?
Joe: Damn, that asshole gave us a bitch stick.

by Greg Schmit August 1, 2006

Fire Stick

When you get gonorrhea from a female of Native American Decent.

That girl gave me the Fire Stick.

by Eureka's Finest June 15, 2011