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White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net
I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.
by DonChicharron October 9, 2023
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White house porn

When you shove a picture of the white house into another picture of the White House because why the fuck not
Yo later tonight ima make some White House porn!
by Micheal Jackson is white April 23, 2021
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White House Dinner

A white House Dinner is when you order fast food from more than 1 restaurant and prepare it on classy dinnerware.
Bruh i'm having a White House Dinner tonight, if you plan to attend please stop at McDonald's and get fish sandwiches. I already got the fried chicken from KFC.
by BigTimeYopi May 21, 2020
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Jail House Burritos

Using a chip bag (normally Doritos) crushing up the chips and putting ramen noodles and hot water in it. After you let it sit you got a mushy mess of goodness. A quick fix jail snack similar to a Ghetto Spread.
Dude 1: Yo what u making that actually smells good

Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.

Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.
by suckmyjuicytoes July 7, 2021
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School house rocking

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.
I was School House Rocking this chick last night.
by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017
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Round house wrangler

When you kick someone in the head after ejaculating in them while there is a rope around there neck. It is optional to keep going if they are knocked out!
Did you see sally last night? IO totally Round house wranglered her . She was knocked out so i went for 2 more rounds.
by Honeyham August 29, 2016
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Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.
Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.
by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023
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