Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"

"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"

by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022

International french hate day

October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do

Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day

by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021

French barbie

Giving a french barbie is when a french man drinks his cum out of a blonde woman's vagina.

Oh, Jerry gave me a french barbie last night. it was wonderful!

by The frog master January 1, 2022

French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022

French Toast Lover

A very dumb person who likes toxic boring people.

person 1: "She just asked Lucas out!"

person 2: "what a French toast lover"

by Simp Train January 11, 2022