Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 11, 2022

Ethan

fat gay

Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth

by weantirape December 8, 2019

Pulling a ethan

When you play girls and use them leaving them confused

“Yo I just saw Ben pulling a ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very nice boy who loves to joke around most of the times. Ethan hates to study but still gets amazing grades. He is very beautiful and has a very nice personality. Ethan is a very good boyfriend to his girlfriends and loves someone who is honest and caring.

A boy name starting with E is Ethan

by Anonymous 838 January 6, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏

Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist

by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019