Ice Cream Paint Job 

Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.

Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job

Ice Cream Paint Job by YaDigg123 September 19, 2009

Ice cream rape 

Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.

I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.

Ice cream rape by pigmy warrior February 24, 2010

boston cream doughnut 

when you are having oral sex with a girl and you ejaculate into her, mouth. she then starts letting it slowly pour out of her mouth like a angry dragon, so you take a massive dump on her head, for the chocolate icing on top. shes loves it, a lot.

Eitan dropped a huge dump on Ricks head making their oral sex, a wacky adventure, or just a boston cream doughnut

boston cream doughnut by Mitchell, Lord of awesome, duke of 'sup' baron of creativity April 3, 2007

tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction 

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.

get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge

tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction by yanwoo July 5, 2004

ice cream paint job 

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.

That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.

ice cream paint job by RainbowRider May 9, 2010

Anal Cream and Onion 

well, its were you get 10 gallons of whip cream in an air-a-sall can, you get your girl friends to bend over and open her asshole nice and wide;) then you spary the whip cream into you anal hole, after 10 gallons has been emtpyed into her asshole you follow by laying on you back and letting her fart the cream into you mouth

holy fucking shit the Anal Cream and Onion was so good i want more, 10 gallons was not enough

Anal Cream and Onion by BigGayAl48 May 6, 2009

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.

After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.

Oatmeal Cream Pie by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009