Andrew Muscat

A.K.A The doiioh. Born from Russian communist origins, is one of the few still unclassified species, although experts are still deciding the gender since his sexual orientations have been very ambiguous.

I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.

Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.

Andrew Muscat: "Sir, I forgot my hw"
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"

Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."

by The Anonymous Stalker November 2, 2013

Andrews' Rules

In the game of 8 Ball Pool, Andrews' rules apply when you loose the game with all 7 of your balls still on the table
The looser/s must strip and run 3 laps around the table

Dude you've still got 7 balls, Andrews' Rules! Pro homo🤙

by PineappleUnicorn January 19, 2020

Andrew Azer

Andrew Azer’s are typically clown-like individuals. They definitely cannot pull girls do to their lack of rizz and monkey-like features. In the unlikely case that Andrew Azer does find a girl, he is extremely bad in bed and will most likely get dumped after he does the devils tango.

Andrew Azer is a Bum-Clown and sucks at fn

by Taquavion Johnson the 3rd July 13, 2022

Andrew’s girlfriend

Andrew’s girlfriend is a girl named Luciana. She is the most beautiful girl in the world with no parallel. She’s kind, outgoing, hard-working, and everything Andrew could ever want or need in a partner. Her overwhelming beauty and personality sweep all who look at her right off their feet. Without her, Andrew would be lost, and living a path that would be wrong. Andrew is beyond grateful for Luciana, and strives day and night so show his love to her.

“Have you seen Andrew’s girlfriend?”

-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota

by HanqDog October 15, 2023

Andrew

A really tall lanky Asian guy who looks like a street pole and is really bad at smash bros

Stop being an Andrew

by Peepeepoopoo1hehe February 3, 2024

Cale Zack and Andrew

Best trio, they all have massive cocks that will leave girls in wheelchairs

girl: oh no I’m in a wheelchair thanks Zack Cale and Andrew, Cale Zack and Andrew are too big

by Juice red wrld September 19, 2021

Andrew Jacksoning

Beating the hell out of your would-be murderer or assassin with a cane.

I tried to murder this one jackass but then he noticed me and started Andrew Jacksoning me.

by Comrade Running Bear October 16, 2018