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Dad

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back
Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*
by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018
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dad bot

jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
by tiddiemilk April 18, 2022
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Dad

A man who supposed to be their daughter first love.. a man who supposed to heal their child.. a man who supposed to always be there for his wife and child.. a man who supposed to love his wife and child with all his heart.. a man who supposed to be hero to his family..

Too bad not all 'dad' can do that..
Child : mom where's dad?
Mom : honey.. we divorced..
Child : oh..
by 123hello321bye March 14, 2023
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Dad

A person who, could gave trauma to his own child.
My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did the worst to me.
by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022
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It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
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dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.
"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"
by PerkN December 26, 2021
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Fuck Dad

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.
This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.
by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021
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