Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

by Jaye Leo December 23, 2021

ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

Ur brother mother

The most powerful response to anything and should never be used. If used the sun will engulf the solar system and destroy god himself

Billy: you know what ur granny tranny
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*

by Meemeeyungboi May 11, 2018

ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

ure mom gey

This is an inslut shaming your mother for being homosexual, even thou its more often used as a word to end small talk.

Ure mom gey And that is the only example

by OLUIKJYHTGRFADS November 15, 2017