Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

trident

A black skinned european living in america.

They make fun of ebonics but they find the trident's accent charming

by Armelius Rochean Dupree February 25, 2005

irish turd

When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.

I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd

by Commieconnell December 18, 2017

turd

A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.

To Bartender, 1 turd please, Baileys and coke.

by Adzie December 7, 2006

Turd Tities

When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs

If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH

by Mydick Hurtz August 14, 2007

Turd Shitter

Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!

Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!

by Chris "The Outlaw" January 7, 2008

Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 1, 2008