Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.
Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
by Pizzashop June 22, 2022
Get the Top Mouth Douche mug.Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
Get the American Muffin Top mug.Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.
by Phillip Magically June 16, 2017
Get the Top of the Hill Shit mug.First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
Get the Snow-topped mountain mug."A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1
"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2
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"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
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"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
by TJ Gage May 14, 2008
Get the rock yo top mug.by Jayboy86 September 8, 2022
Get the top gear twist mug.1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
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by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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