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Yoga Dick

When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!
Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!
by Beejerciser May 8, 2011
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dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see
(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"
by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009
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shrek's dick

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH
by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020
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miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it
miles's dick is enormous
by shandog May 28, 2014
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Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
by smpoza February 21, 2009
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Dick Dandruff

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
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dick diddly

I know dick diddly in my calculus class
by FalseBrit December 18, 2017
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