two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin

When you throw away 2 frogs in a trash can. And you’re friend starts crying.

Oops Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin gone , sorry friend

by Two Frogs In a Rubbish Bin June 13, 2018

Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).

Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.

by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022

Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012

Round Two Suck Start

A (mostly) required action taken to jump into another round of intercourse. Think of a pool floaty that’s been thoroughly used over the course of a party; it needs to be blown again to make it nice and pumped up and stiff to enjoy some more.

Bro 1: “All of her friends found out I can last more than 1 round.”
Bro 2: “How did they figure that out? What’s your secret?”
Bro 1: “It’s not really a secret, she just gave me that Round Two Suck Start.”

by Jigglesack December 20, 2022

two shakes of a lamb's tail

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003