Mud darts

A gay picnic game that the boys play after a hardy lunch. One of your friends bends over with his pants off and starfish spread open and you and the fellas dart dildos into his ass. Not to be confused with the very straight game of lawn darts.

Warning this game is painful and could lead to pleasure

Hey Jimmy I am kinda full from our picnic, why don’t you take your pants off and let’s play some mud darts? What do you say?

by ShagBass69 June 1, 2025

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

mud

A mud teen who dislikes cheese and is virility

look at that mud wearing black sunglasses and khaki dickies

by rcastfrr July 14, 2022

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

mud

In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc

Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.

by poorfool808 May 31, 2018

Mud Sand

The insertion of sand of into the anus while having moist defecation

Barbara played with her mud sand last night after the beach party.

by MudSand November 26, 2016