Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.

Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.

by GabetronZero November 22, 2011

Greasy Fingers

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018

Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

by EarToucher December 21, 2012

Salad fingers

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

like finger

Said after somebody says a silent letter in a word, or puts an incorrect emphasis on a sound/syllable.

Taken from the commentary to "School of Rock". Tomika says "I wanna be a singer" in the movie. In the commentary, someone says "Singer.. like finger!"

a) "I wanna be a singer." said Tomika.

"Singer... like finger!"

b)"I have such bad hiccoughs." *pronounced hik-koff*
"Hiccoughs... like finger!"

c)"I'm the best dancer in the world!" *with emphasis on dan-SIR*
"Dancer... like finger!"

by Campbell McInnes December 6, 2007

finger yoga

fingering your butthole

are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?

by BluntmasterJ May 24, 2011

Beef Finger

1. Bringing your anus to someones finger
2. a finger that has penetrated many ani

Bring your anus to my beef finger!
or
man, my beef finger smells today

by YeastyCunt April 4, 2011