Rusty King Scorpion

When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.

hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.

yeah, i did it to your mom last night.

were in south dakota.

...fuck you

by littleBasini December 13, 2012

rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016

Rusty Sanchez

The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.

I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.

by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023

rusty ganache

A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.

It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.

by Gnarly174738 April 30, 2014

rusty ball flip

When a ballin' song is really old, but someone has still remixed them quite recently

This stems from www.reddit.com/r/edmproduction's live dj chats.

Hey bro, I remixed the 1812 overture!

-Dude that is such a rusty ball flip
I know bruh.

by e3agl April 26, 2015

The Rusty Nail

A shitty gossip blog that invades the privacy of writers in the small press. Goes around violating the privacy of writers on facebook by making their private facebook postings public. One of the many shit bloggers out there thinking they're famous because they hammer on people who don't deserve it.

The Rusty Nail emerged when she decided to stalk a certain author's Xanga blog, she got five of the writers blogs pulled when the writer had a video blog revealing who she is.

by illinoishorrorman November 4, 2010