Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

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suck my burger

When someone's being really annoying so you tell them to suck your cheesy meat.

Jess: "oh my fucking god. suck my burger"

by jesuslovesmereally November 1, 2017

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dick sucking red

The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.

Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again

Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.

by Dmonhey December 25, 2021

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Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

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Suck your marj

Is an insult to express the annoyance/hatred you have put onto the person therefore they tell you to respectfully (or disrespectfully) suck your mother.

“Your so annoying, go suck your marj”

by Yourmommystinkslikechicken January 22, 2022

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