A weapon used to beat the living shit out of ignorant people or kill hallucinogenic aliens. it can be used for other purposes such as a smoking device as well.
by vulocity May 17, 2006

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004

pimpin' stick is used in raunchy videos as a portable pole dancing pole, mainly used by big G to keep his 3 ho's under control
by the ho's n Big G August 30, 2008

by Samuel K March 26, 2008

That looks like a shit on a stick. I don't eat anything made from minced meat, give me something that doesn't look like it's already been digested.
by leo vegoda May 27, 2006

A really crappy cigarette. A cigarette only pussies would smoke. In other words, a cigarette that only a bitch would go near.
by Greg Schmit August 1, 2006

a code word used by gangsters that means beer or alchohol so that other people or thier parents don't know what they are talking about
by R-Dawg of the MG September 24, 2005
