10mm socket

Where the fuck did that shit go? I don’t know I’m on my fifth one this year.

“I spend more on 10mm sockets than I did on the entire car.”

10mm socket by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

zayna's sockdrawer 

A place where things of a dirty nature are abundant and expected.

Guy 1: Dude that's nasty!
Guy 2: Nah its not that bad... It's not like I got it from zayna's sockdrawer or anything....

zayna's sockdrawer by incognito-iron January 23, 2017

shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

shit his socks by Sargenitals July 5, 2018

socks 

garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.

When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.

socks by bleeeyuh December 5, 2004

brown sockin' it

the point at which diarrhea is unholdable and you rip a mudslide down your pants and on or into your sock(s)turning it/them brown.

"I love mexican food!"
"Yeah, me too. but I always end up brown sockin' it afterwards."

brown sockin' it by Mitch Trimble October 21, 2007

cabin socks 

A style of sock that is most commonly worn indoors during the winter season. Can come in many varieties such as cotton, wool, and aloe infused. They are crew in length.

“Are those cabin socks?
No they’re ski socks!”

cabin socks by Seamonkey7 December 28, 2017

your mother cuts socks in hell 

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

your mother cuts socks in hell by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006