big ole snatch

A wide, gaping hole/wide mouth bass comparable to a woman’s vagina.

He gon’ park his 747 and raise a family in my big ole snatch.

by Deepfriedthoughtstho November 19, 2022

Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.

After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.

by General Robert E. Lee the 2nd April 17, 2023

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

Big sloppy snatch

When you leave your grans old saggy snatch slopping with cum

You gran you got a big sloppy snatch

by PenileErectile_Disfunction July 10, 2024

Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.

The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.

by goliwag February 23, 2024

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024

American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.

Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch

by Baatar March 17, 2024