Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Clot Robertson

When a gay Queenslanders bum clot gets wedged in their soft heart and creates some mischief.

Sebastian!! Don’t go all clot Robertson on me now. We have to go to Calvin’s house for a pos party. You promised !

by Queerbear69 June 11, 2025

Evbil Robert

An evbil goober who loves to play vibeo gaymes and enjoys committing siwwy crimes

My name is Evbil Robert

by Evil robert August 10, 2025

Dakota Roberts

The cutest guy ever. His red hair turns me on and makes me horny. I love Dakota Roberts so much.

1: Is that Dakota Roberts?
2: Yes, he's my boyfriend.

by ae90-iuyszcxghjhvc[cv-iucb December 3, 2025

The Roberto

When you are receive a handjob on a riding lawnmower. In reference to the water boy’s dad name Roberto.

So we were just taking care of the yard and she came over and gave me the Roberto, wasn’t to bad had to finish the yard after.

by Holelottanope December 18, 2025

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Fuck it robe

A robe you wear when you just don't give a fuck anymore.

-Dude is James okay? He is wearing a fuck it robe.
-No James wife left him he has given up.

by Captain_Nova July 3, 2017