purple foreskin

When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆

A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently

B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf

by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021

sassy purple

When you spank a watermelon until it turns purple

George did you see that sassy purple it was cool and it tastes good

by Ligershark03 January 15, 2016

Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

Purple

A code word for hooking up. It can range in severity from a light kiss to full on sex.

"Oh shit did you hear that Myers purpled again last night?"

"Shit. That's the third time this week."

by The True Meme Master March 21, 2016

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 28, 2023

paint it purple

Means shot on site if trespassing due to the purple paint being a warning

If y’all don’t stay out I’m gonna paint it purple!!

by Amongus bawls June 4, 2022