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bull shit

Used when disgusted or upset about something
1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"
by jake November 30, 2004
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hood shit

stuff that only happens in the hood, shit people in the hood do.
dog check out that old couch on the porch' man dats hood shit, hell they even made a swing out of it.
by bert2 July 21, 2005
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horse shit

'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.
"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!
by Professor K February 13, 2004
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shit chat

a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where
fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat
by monkeyboi1992 September 20, 2007
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crock of shit

More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.
"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC
by Nigel Hill September 26, 2005
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Military Shit

The act of defecating in a style that doesn’t require wiping. Usually done in the squat position and holding to one cheek.
Chris had run out of toilet paper, so his only option was to drop a military shit.
by Carlos Rojas September 28, 2006
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shit and shower

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.
JIM: Hold on, I gotta take a shit and shower.
by Alen A. June 16, 2004
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