mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

''May we all be mud monsters"

by Givemeurmomplz September 20, 2021

Mud Yankee

Someone claiming to be from the south, but is from a state above the Mason Dixon line. Typically drives a lifted Silveraido. Not usually seen in any woods or southern states.

Yur not from the south boy you aint never crossed the Mason Dixon line. Yur just a Mud Yankee.

by Secir December 8, 2025

mudded

farting when your fresh off of drinking lean

man i just mudded this shit crazy

by murkybuttcheek December 14, 2024

Mud Monster

I am become this.

Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole

Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud

by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021