by Egokiller April 27, 2010
Get the Donkey Milk mug.When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
by Zeeb Starn November 23, 2011
Get the Milk-Boner mug.When having anal sex, the milk-stirrer is the one who is putting their dick in the other person's ass. Picture the ass as the milk glass, the (eventual) semen as the milk, and the dick as the spoon stirring the chocolate (poo-poo) and the milk all up. A very sweet image, isn't it?
Bill: That was so awesome when Tyler stirred my milk yesterday.
Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.
Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
Ted: Okay.
*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*
Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.
Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.
Ted: Okay.
*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*
by Manboobs are Cool April 21, 2011
Get the Milk-Stirrer mug.You take a gallon of milk and a pound of gun powder and mix them together and bam you have a devon chocky milk
by MOMMY69420 February 1, 2021
Get the Devon’s chocky milk mug.A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
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Get the goat milk pie mug.Character definition:
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.
EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.
PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.
EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.
PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022
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