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You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper 

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.
Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper by ... September 2, 2004
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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
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Park It Like It's Hot 

To quickly parallel park.
The phrase originated from a tactic used to evade the police. The driver, after getting out of view of the police, would rapidly parallel park and duck down so that passing cops would most likely bypass.

The phrase was made famous in Snoop Dogg's song "Drop it Like It's Hot". When he uses the line, he makes a steering motion with his hand, similar to motion taught to drivers learning how to parallel park
"360 to the right, 360 to the left".

"Park It Like It's Hot" then means to park quickly even though you aren't being pursued.

"Hot" in this case is used to suggest that the car is stolen.
Hey man, the show starts in five minutes! Come on, park it like it's hot, we're running late!

done like a dinner

The act of being finished or screwed over in a way that is similar to the act of a dinner's preperation time coming to an end.
1. If I don't pay that mob boss Tony his money back in one hour I'm going to be done like a dinner!
done like a dinner by s0meone January 22, 2006

i like your cut g 

When someone gets a hair cut or a cut fown there and itโ€™s exposing skin so ppl slap it๐Ÿ˜‚
*friend gets haircut*
Me: I like your cut g *slaps the skin*
Or
*girlfriend shaves her๐Ÿ˜ผ*
Boyfriend: I like your cut g *slaps her ๐Ÿ˜ผ*๐Ÿ˜‚
i like your cut g by anonymous September 15, 2020

Freak You Like A Pikachu

A response to the phrase "It's on like Donkey Kong," it is used as a joke (usually) and it's pretty self explanatory. The speaker wants to freak the person being addressed. The fact that they want to freak them like a pikachu doesn't really make sense, but it's not supposed to. Unless you freak pikacus... Anyways, it was invented in D.C. Can also be pronounced "freaka you like a pikachu" to improve the rhyme. Freaka is said with an Italian accent usually.
Guy: Man, you're so hot, I want to freak you like a pikachu.

Super Mario: Oh Princess Peach, I want to freaka you like a pikachu


strongly like 

to strongly like is when you're in between crushing, liking, and love. Something that you might think will grow into love.
"I've known simon for 7 years. I'm starting to strongly like him more than I used to just have a crush on him.