Chase Haney

Chase Haney is slang for A guy who is secretly gay for a guy named Charles Hernandez and dreams for him every day.

I Chase haney about this guy.

by 123AbcStevie February 20, 2024

The Harley DavidSin

When you fuck a girl with pigtails, from the back, and pull her hair back and pull up on her pigtails with your hands to mimic the shape of the Harley Davidson handlebars. She will also queef violently which is where the name comes from, because it sounds like the rev of a mean Harley.

"Bro last night i gave my girl The Harley DavidSin and the cops came for a noise complaint"
"damn yall fucked too loud?"
"Nah they thought she was a motorcycle"

by HungLikeAnEmoKid April 1, 2024

Joe Hawley

The most attractive Tally Hall band Member UAGGHHGNFBFNGH

Me: Joe hawley isvhso jhot
Most tally hall fans: NO!! HE LIKES KIDS!!!

by 【♡Simon♡】 April 28, 2024

A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.

That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.

by sbohandley June 9, 2024

Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.

Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS

by Astatine16 June 10, 2024

Don Henley

If you look up "Killjoy" in the dictionary, this guy will pop up.

Don Henley is known for two things: Being the drummer and primary lead vocalist for the Eagles, and for having a massive stick up his ass when it comes to people covering songs that he wrote. The total number of copyright strikes on YouTube that he is responsible for is probably close to the total number of records the Eagles have sold.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 1, 2025

Cato Hadley

A hot and sexy man from district two who could get it anytime and anywhere

(HELP IM OBBSESED)

Winslow: I'd fuck cato
Marvel: me to

Winslow: I'd fuck cato
Marvel: me to.
Clove: oh to have Cato Hadley's dick in me

by Winslow-May May 27, 2025