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Golden Ego
1.
waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.
2.
Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.
waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.
2.
Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.
Golden Ego by mrsocial99mfine January 25, 2009
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A: Hey, want to get some food? B: Not just now, I am powerfully aroused at the thought of a woman of my acquaintance . A: I am also aroused , at such a thought. Does this woman have a friend? B: Yes, she has several friends who will allow you to enter the Jade Gatewith your Heavenly Staff. A: Then lets get some Golden Chicken!
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