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Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.
Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker 

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

crazyfool 

Crazy white boy who makes the jamaicans laugh.
Look at that crazyfool, he so high he throwing chickenbones at the policeman!
crazyfool by Jimmy May 13, 2005

CrazyMofo 

Term for people who are fans of the British/Irish boyband, One Direction. The term succeeds the common term "Directioner" after member Niall Horan tweeted the term. He broke his bed and fans were making sexual comments about it, he called them CrazyMofos.
Karisma got front row tickets to One Direction. She's a CrazyMofo.
CrazyMofo by crazymofo#1 June 11, 2013
Super crazy, which deserves yet another 'a'.
"Slick Shoes? Are you CRAAZY?!"
craazy by Jenn March 8, 2003
Jenny: I told you Kaelin had a crayola!
Brogan: I know, I should've left it in the box.
Crayola by Brogo October 12, 2013