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Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.
Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things
by Happylama25 July 10, 2019
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Seabrooke college

The school is for downsyndrome rejects that who have no life and are going too have no job. it is for people who have been kicked out of mainstream school for being cunts
‘She goes too seabrooke college, she’s naughty

‘Be careful, he goes too seabrooke’
by Abcdeofjds January 16, 2019
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holy cross college

The forgotten child of the tri-campus area in South Bend. Became bankrupt and was swallowed by the giant bloodthirsty Notre Dame. It's okay though cause most students that go there just want to transfer to ND anyway. Only good thing to come out of the college was Rudy Ruettiger.
Domer: So where do you go to school?
Holy Cross Student: I go to Holy Cross College
Domer: The school in Massachusetts?
Holy Cross Student: No. I go to school right across the street from you.
Domer: ...
by All Hail Putin December 12, 2018
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Gonzaga college Dublin

“Hey what school are you in?”
Gonzaga College Dublin ”
“Oh we have some hot trash aswell”
by Joe Mamma McGee October 17, 2019
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College Grade Intelligence

A psuedo-intellectual person who thinks their degree gives them a higher level of ability or social status.

They will often look down on people without a degree (or those who don't declare their degree) even though their distinct lack of experience leads then to make more mistakes than any person they consider below them.

See "man child" or "bad boss"
That project failed, huh?

Yeah, Jill's college grade intelligence messed everything up again.
by DickieBradstreet February 28, 2025
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officer secondary college

holy fuck, holy fuck, this place makes me want to fucking kill myself,

the people at this school suck, the teachers care 10x more about your uniform than school work. the chinese classes suck aswell, you literally do nothing but worksheets and sometimes watch a video. so much fucking transphobia and homophobia, teacher's say they're doing shit but i still get into fights with homophobes. i havent been to a single class without someone saying the f slur or the n-word. instead of trying to help the people who crack(get mad, start a fight) they just give you a detention
mr mkcay is awesome tho also theyrs this cross eyed bitch who has no compassion and also she's cross eyed
"did you go to officer secondary college?" -person 1
"i hate all gay people and anyone who isn't white" -person 2
"so you did?" -person 1
"yes" -person 2
by ball sucker 3000 October 20, 2022
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College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021
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