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Chosen: i will never leave you
Me: fasho
Chosen: I just had a mood swing ion think it’s gon work out no more
Chosen by anonymous November 24, 2021

closd group 

bunch of morons, spamming my inbox

500 messages in two days
imbeciles ? you mean the members of closd group ?
keh-loo-sheh-ig

The weird sauce or cheeto dust on your fingers after eating a snack
Person 1: want some chips

person 2: no i'll get closhg all over myself you stinky poo fard doo fard little anti-peanutbutter buttter poo fard!
closhg by PooFard November 28, 2021
A chair used as a closet that has a large pile of clothes covering the chair
One second let me look through my chloset for some jeans.
chloset by Lukewarm_water101 November 28, 2021
When you hook up with someone for the first time, and the guy bends you over and sticks his dick in you balls deep, it's so big and so wide that it feels like you've been split in to two. You've been cloned.
Hey man, did you bang Vince? Yeah I cloned him!
Cloned by tuffinuf January 3, 2022

cleoseted 

used to define sapphics in denial who date men as an act of trying to prove their “heterosexuality”, usually caused by internalised homophobia. Named after and coined by username eldstprincess on Twitter.
That’s not her boyfriend, guys. She’s just cleoseted.
cleoseted by michieru January 5, 2022