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trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.
Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."

Long Island Candy Bar 

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

Sour-Flush Candy 

A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.
I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night

randy candid candy raider 

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others
that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

Devil's Candy 

Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.
Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
Devil's Candy by moozymathers January 15, 2019

Stevie Mc cann 

(Homosexual)
Drawf sized person

Going bald

A2 rider ( but can’t hack it ) now A3
Stevie Mc cann is a homosexual who is drawf sized male with badly reseeding hairlines

Useless on a bike (fact)