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Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
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cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
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blocked

Term 'cool' people use when they block a user in Club Penguin.
Penguin 1: Shut up nerd!
Penguin 2: You're getting blocked. Ha!
by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019
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cheese block

when a someone says something so cheesy that you just block them.
“He said he loved my feet so i totally just cheese blocked him”
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Carly Blocked

Carly Blocked is when one is blocked but only for a short period of time then in unblocked and the person apologizes for blocking them.
Person 1 : wow did she block you? does that mean yall are done?
Person 2 : give it a few hours im just carly blocked.
by user_173819 June 6, 2025
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S-BLOCK

S-BLOCK aka “Eshhh-Block”, is a gang in Israel known for running the streets of northern Jerusalem. Some things that they are known for is terminating the movement of the Arsi-shabob gangs, and striking fear into enemies eyes with their famous calls of “ARRR ARRR” and loud noises. Many know them for their extreme consumption of alcohol and other substances. A sign you’re in S-BLOCK territory is you’ll notice a significant amount of missing street signs and other major government owned property, another sign is a group of tough looking men all with buzz fade haircuts, if you see them make sure to be respectful. Some notable members include… leader- Chezzy P (who ran the biggest mafia operation in all of the Middle East for many years in the 2010s and 2020s), The accountant (who ran all behind the scenes and money activities), The bachelor (known for hiding behind a pink sheisty), The Donkey (for scaring the children), The Bar Kol (the originator of the famous “ARRR ARRR” call), many other members are still unknown but there are said to be over 100 high profile gang members. Legend has it that most of their activities are kept under the radar but there is a lot more to be said about them and most of it is not publicly known.
Alo Doron why are the street signs missing… oh no I think we are in S-BLOCK territories, RUN!!!!

Hey look those guys all have buzz cuts… oh no those guys all have buzz cuts…act casual, be calm.

Yo did you hear the news? Some drunk arsim tried to mess with drunk S-BLOCK members, Im told their bodies were found off the coast Somalia.
by TheS-BLOCKscoopARRRARRR January 25, 2024
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
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