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Andrew

Andrew is a cowpoke who loves country music and westerns. Broke back mountain is his favorite movie, this probably contributes to his love for the outdoors and his scenic camping trips to the catfish pond with his best friend who is a man’s man, ANDREWS man. He loves nothing more than his one on one time during these camping trips. Things to know about andrew: he loves to eat, tomatoes are his favorite! He’s got that sexy redneck charm that brings all the boys to his yard! His favorite snack was once a milkshake; but now he prefers something more firm and savory he can hold on to before putting in his mouth, drumsticks are his favorite, his favorite part are the nuts! Has a smart ass mouth and a good sense of humor, gonna be hard to find someone cooler. Consider yourself lucky if he calls you a friend, he’s a cool ass dude…THE END
Hey is that Andrew? I wonder if he wants my drumstick for dessert!?
by Plain Jane… April 28, 2022
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Andrew

Also known as "Big Dick Billy". All the girls are in love with him, all the boys want to be him. He's rich, good-looking, intelligent and popular. He can be cocky and abrasive, but he cares an insane amount about his friends and family and will do anything to protect him. You may not like Andrew at first, but once you get to know him, you'll see how good he can be to his loved ones.
Random Person: Oh, Andrew he's a dick
Andrew's Friend: If only you really knew him
by Lord Hakai November 24, 2021
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Andrew

The kind of guy to get all sweaty when seeing black people, or having to brush his teeth which are rotting out of his fat milky round head. When his mother tells him to behave, he crunches her fingers backwards and runs away. A small, small, dog runs up at steals hot dogs out of his hands every day leaving him with just the bun. Lastly he thinks he looks like Andrew Garfield. ( I asked.)
There's andrew again, screaming about how I'm gonna die at a chicken nugget party.
by Fat spider egg July 16, 2022
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Andrew

If you ever meet an Andrew I would be very cautious of them cause they may be aggressive. He may come off as a sweet and attractive at first, But there may be a chance he has a very unattractive personality. Not all Andrews are like this but most may be. When he get to know you he will fall in love instantly and will want to take you on nice dates, but when he starts to get closer you may regret it. He has a decent style of clothing and is very expressive of what he wears. He is also a decent athlete that has large muscles. Andrew is also very sensitive and is often times a mommas boy. Andrew also likes to be with himself and find pleasure in himself;) Overall Andrew is a nice guy as first and if you stay on his nice side he is a great friend, But if you get on his bad side he will choke you.
Andrew is a Bum
Andrew is so creamy
Wrong hole Andrew
Don't choke me to hard Andrew i want to breathe
by loverboy7878 November 2, 2021
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Andrew

You know your like a rlly good Andrew
by Bruhh my birthday is not today October 16, 2019
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Andrew Lahaie

Funny, annoying, flirts with everyone, and loooovvvvees sports!
Girl 1: hey have you seen Andrew LaHaie lately
Girl 2: no he's annoying, but funny
by __..xhipstax..__ January 31, 2015
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