air miles

Pushing someone so hard they go flying

Damn bro he sent you flying!
Probably got some air miles

by oshjit December 14, 2016

in the air

Having your ass in the airs while watching porn, solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why are they grounded?
Person 2: They were caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

Air Cadet

Stupid fucking retards who think there the best but they can’t compare to the army cadets

Army cadet: did you see that air cadet he’s such a knob

by Army Cadets are better November 12, 2023

Air Cake

Cunnilingus on an air hockey table.

For their anniversary, Dick gave Jane an air cake.

by johnnyc112 April 12, 2011

air blader

Someone whose only form of physical exercise is drying their hands in a Dyson airblade

Unfit? He’s a total air blader

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Air strike

a killstreak that shouldn’t exist on most of the smaller cod maps.

me: casually playing cod sniping everybody
*enemy precision air strike inbound*
me: oh shit

by JarvisBanned December 22, 2020