the hat stays off

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.

bro, the hat stays off
hat stays off man

by altrododo May 13, 2024

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

Hat trick

Scoring a goal with fancy foot work or foot trick

Bella had an amazing rainbow hat trick

by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018

Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.

KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…

by Spoking July 14, 2024