Dunkle-fuck

A person who likes assplay

Youre a Dunkle-fuck arent you?

by Luxxyduxx April 6, 2022

Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024

Fuck-ups

When your fucking a bitch with the hiccups

Fuck-ups Yo bitch eat a dick til you hiccup

by Tardfard August 19, 2018

fuck

i wanna fuck

its like you wanna have $eX or you could say i want to be fucked

by rtsfdg March 1, 2019

Love Fucked

When you love someone so much knowing they'll never return that love for you. You love that person so unconditionally that you don't care how they treat you. The person you love knows it. The person loves only the power he/she has over you. The person toys with you because he/she knows how easy it is to get you. The moment you get enough power to let go, the person pulls you back in.

Help me. I'm so love fucked!

by CallMeMaybe3435 June 3, 2021

Care Fuck

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.

“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”

by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018