Fucking The What

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 24, 2010

Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 06, 2020

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 02, 2019

so fucking xo

A woman that has given her last fuck and has gone insane and psychotic.

That girl is so fucking xo, I wanna be her.

by Soxo March 07, 2021

Always fucking around

Chester goofy ass. (Freaky ass nigga) aka FAN

You “always fucking around”.

by BigDdova June 28, 2024

Fucking off

Taking action in messing around with another when your in a “situation ship” or friends w/ benefits.

“It’s a problem when I start fucking off on this man right?”

by Mrfuckingtire October 11, 2021

Fucking Off

"Fucking Off" means to screw around with yourself or friends, and/or wasting time.

Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.

by AsianMan_45 June 08, 2022