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Chris Brown

When you find out your girl has a sexually transmitted diesease ,and you get pissed off so you beat her ass for passing it on to you......
Girl: I was just minding my own buisness til my boyfriend chris browned me in our apartment *cries*

Boyfriend: Dayumm! she deserved it now im gonna die of aids because of this shit!

*they even made a song out of this ordeal too*
by AnotherGuyInTown February 12, 2009
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chris brown

verb-to physically,mentaly,or pyschologically pwn someone.
bully- "you gonna pay up johnny?"

johnny- **punches bully in the face and lays his ass out**

teacher - "DAMNNNNN he just go chris brown'd!!!!"
by i got balls of steel February 28, 2009
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Chris Brown

Verb. When a male beats a female up, slaps her silly, or knock her ass out. Also Chris Brown-ing, Chris Brown-ed, Chris Brown-ly.
Bitch you better chill before I Chris Brown ya dumb ass!!

Damn! He Chris Brown-ed the shit outta her. Shorty looks like she just got hit by a bus.
by thischick@bored.com May 29, 2010
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Brown Pants

Clothing worn to hide the fact that the shit will likely be scared out of you.
Ship is sailing the oceans.

A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.

One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.

Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"
by GloriaB September 23, 2006
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Brown Power

The act of inserting an entire fist into the anus of a sex partner. The arm is extended to full length to look similar to the black power symbol, but it is called brown power as it is inserted into the bum.
My best move in the sack is definitely the Brown Power, she was screaming all night
by Blakezee April 24, 2011
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brown lips

when eating out someone's asshole, the one getting his/her ass eaten out has diarrhea into the ass eater's mouth, staining his/her lips a shitty brown color
Pete: Phil, why do your lips look like u just ate a turd?
Phil: That bitch last night gave me brown lips!
by Mung Master Pete October 24, 2006
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brown snow

A synonym for brown showers, often used when the excrement is chunky or of a snowy/milkshake consistency.
The personal ad my ex placed in the BDSM publication stated that in addition to fisting and anal sex her favorite activities were golden showers and brown snows.
by Big Heaf near GSP, SC September 12, 2004
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