Twat Locker

Another word for a Chasity Belt

Twat Lockers are used so girls can't be banged

by Brielle Niccole May 30, 2013

Flag

Get the Twat Lockermug.

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

Flag

Get the Tommy Twat-Textermug.

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

Flag

Get the Bong twatmug.

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Flag

Get the twat plastermug.

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

Flag

Get the Twatmug.

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.

The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.

by Fluffy Orange Princess April 24, 2018

Flag