top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by February 05, 2023
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peruvian top 5

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).
Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!
by dirtb December 09, 2020
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Pine Top Poon

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local
Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.
by HollaBak2009 October 09, 2008
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alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
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top notch deal

A business deal, worth 2.5 billion dollars or a similarly huge amount. The phrase originates in the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang for that same amount.
I know you will get a top notch deal on your startup idea!
by zigah111 September 24, 2014
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take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig
Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!
by Thiccc nick October 10, 2020
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International Top Day

March 24th is International Top Day, so show your dom that you appreciate them :)
Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!

Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
by daddysangel March 24, 2021
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