A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
Get the Bloody Stupid Hatmug. A hat is another word for a kill
by QTKMari March 1, 2025
Get the Hatmug. When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating
On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!
by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020
Get the Hat Trickmug. When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020
Get the Barfed In My Hatmug. by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
Get the Won-Ton Cowboy Hatmug. by Bigg_PP September 30, 2020
Get the Shesh Bood hab hat emug. by Slang Break Down May 21, 2025
Get the Hatmug.