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smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.
Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!
by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017
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Fade/Smoke

Fade (or Smoke) is a term used to describe the action of a fight taking place.
1. "You don't want this fade/smoke."
2. " Hey, I heard you was talking shit, you don't want this fade."
by SPXCTRE December 9, 2022
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.
What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown
by The crazy clown October 5, 2019
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Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women
I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!
by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021
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Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023
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Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.
Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies
by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021
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