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1)the awesome way of saying turtle
2)used by a little kid that was actually a zombie...he likes tutles....
I LIKE TUTLES!!!
tutle by tutle_lover August 16, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"
An ignorant, trifling person of typically low educational, social, or economic standing that holds up lines in public places doing things like:
- Removing the contents of a McDonalds order bag in front of the cashier to double check that everything was included, while other people wait
- Slowly recounting returned change in a checkout line, while other people wait
- Methodically instructing workers at Subway how to create their perfect sandwich (e.g. “just a little more mayo, I said more mayo!”, “spread those tomatoes out!”), while other people wait
- Rereading the contents of a receipt at a checkout counter, while other people wait
- Rearranging the contents of their purse or wallet at a checkout counter, while other people wait
- Demanding that a cashier at a fast food restaurant include more french fries with an order (e.g. “there ain’t enough fries with this order”)
- Methodically and slowly piling up food on their plate at a buffet, while other people wait
- Demanding that a public bus to stop and then approaching the bus in a slow manner unconcerned about the other passengers on the bus
- Arguing with a TSA agent in an airport security line about confiscated liquids while other people wait
- Continuing to drive a car in a normal manner when an Ambulance is trying to pass
- Asking restaurant waiters about the exact ingredients of menu items and then requesting numerous substitutions to the ingredients
The turdle at McDonalds removed and inspected the contents of their fast food order at the cashier counter oblivious to the long line of customers waiting behind them.
turdle by the_hao_zi October 16, 2008

Turtleneck

A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.
Turtleneck and Chain and a light ass beer. -The Lonely Island
Turtleneck by Mattwood646 June 5, 2011

turtling 

When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.
Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.
turtling by audvisartist August 16, 2008

TurtleNeckEmo 

The visual representation of the phrase "Pick Me"
"Hey didn't that chick get MeToo'd by that tiktoker TurtleNeckEmo

"Nah that couldn't have been him, he has his pronouns in his bio"
TurtleNeckEmo by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021