Alex Borrmann

A rage management loving pig. Probably in love with me. Jaffa cake x

I like Alex Borrmann, Jaffa Cakes.

by Johnny English June 14, 2018

Alex

This person is very strange. She tries to smell nice but she doesn’t. She smells of fish and butt. She tried to steal other people’s boyfriends and it’s annoying. She normally hang out with mohib as they are very alike.

Alex- look at my chin.
Lucy-which one?

by Moucy June 15, 2018

Alex Marr

N. A man that can close deals; one helluvah guy.

That is one Alex Marr!

by mercymemetro June 16, 2018

Alexed

Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process

My mate popped round to fit a wheel on my car - fucker Alexed it right up and knackered my wheel.

by Roadman Scat June 18, 2018

alex snow

a wierd unuasual sex item

i love alex snow

by Babycaralynn June 26, 2018

Alex

Alex is probably a douche bag.

He is most likely someone who would fuck a bitch on your anniversary.

“My boyfriend, Alex is such a cunt! He literally kissed 2 girls at a party I WAS AT!!!”

“Wtf, who is this shit head?”

by HerNameIsMortam June 30, 2018

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018