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and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
by emily laura June 24, 2005
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An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.
J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck
by Madmooseman April 4, 2009
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See Also: Corn Cob
See Also: Corn Cob
by BillyGoat November 15, 2002
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When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion
2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion
2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
by twotoTandy March 26, 2008
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1. proficiency and/or talent.
2. The outcome resulting from such proficiency or talent.
The term probably originated from boxing where close, tight punches are considered good form, whereas wild, open punches are poor form. If a fighter starts to swing wildly (throwing haymakers), his coach might yell out something like "Tighten up!" or "keep that shit tight!".
1. proficiency and/or talent.
2. The outcome resulting from such proficiency or talent.
The term probably originated from boxing where close, tight punches are considered good form, whereas wild, open punches are poor form. If a fighter starts to swing wildly (throwing haymakers), his coach might yell out something like "Tighten up!" or "keep that shit tight!".
1. "This guy knows what he's doing. His shit is tight"
2. "Wow! Did you see that? That shit was TIGHT!"
2. "Wow! Did you see that? That shit was TIGHT!"
by mathieud October 29, 2007
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"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"
"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"
by L. Beck December 16, 2008
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