potato

This is a definition about a very good looking person with long hair and blue eyes.

''Ooo wow,look at him.''
''Omg he is such a pretty potato.''
''Yesss he is.''

by paginka January 8, 2021

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

potato

A religious item.

holly potato

by the holy potato god November 22, 2021

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017