state job

A profession for otherwise unemployable losers where 37.5 hours is a full week even though it is more like 32 hours a week after the three required 20 minute smoke/coffee breaks a day. Here "work" is an oxymoron as most of accomplishments come from outside contractors or new employees who haven’t "learned the ropes".

This state job rocks! I don’t do shit and taxpayers pay me a 5 figure salary. Even if they found out what a loser I am they can’t even fire me.

state job by Massachusetts DOR Contractor November 1, 2003

moo job 

A heavy woman with large breasts. Can have positive or negative connotations, depending on the speaker's tastes.

Wow, she's a total moo job.

moo job by Allochthon September 13, 2008

goat job 

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

goat job by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

lobe job 

The act of banging a chick in the ear.

Jason gave Jacey a lobe job so she dumped him.

lobe job by Ronald Mexico December 10, 2006

Buff Job 

To complete a task only partially or temporarily in order to solve a problem quickly or with little effort. Originating from auto mechanics displaying "assurance" using the phrase, "That'll buff right out."

"Just buff it out"
"This will require a buff job"

Buff Job by DJSwagnerd April 11, 2007

bed job 

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

bed job by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

Jean Job 

the act of performing manual stimulation of one partner's penis by another partner's hand, whether female or male, sometimes to the point of orgasm and ejaculation. BUT in this scenario, there exists a barricade of denim material between the hand of one parter, and the penis of the other. Jean Jobs work best while NOT wearing skinny jeans. Losing jeans allow more "jerking" and "groping" of the penis. Jean Job's are usually an alternative to the regular hand job due to the one partner not willing to caress and embrace the penis, or if in public and the action must be very unnoticeable. There are some rare cases where the jean job is just a foreplay before actually getting handjob/blowjob/footjob etc. but it ends up being all the male partner gets due to some random girl slamming on the door because she likes the person receiving the erotic adventures on his penis and does not want any further activities of such actions happening on him anymore.

Scenerio 1:
*kids in class*
Evan: give me a jean job under the desk
Nicole: wtf? no. you used to tell me i was so cute and stuff but now that you figured out i wont suck your d, so you stopped talking to me, so i will NOT give you a jean job
Evan: fuck!

Scenerio 2
*Ben and Monica begin to makeout and monica attempts to give jean job. Ben kind of likes it*
*girls starts slamming on door*
Ben: can we keep going?
Monica: no we should go
Ben: fuck!

Jean Job by phreshboyasia January 1, 2011